Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh
Santa Banta sms Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya Banta Asked Why Are You So Angry? Santa:Saala Poori Film Mai Basanti To Dikhai Nahi...
View ArticleSardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha.
Sardar sms Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha. Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday Nai Bacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. . . ["!"]
View ArticleSardar 2 His Sardarni
Sardar sms Sardar 2 His Sardarni On Suhagrat! Soniay Tenu Apne Do HONTAAN Nal Kuj Kr K Dikhavan? Sardarni:Hay Ma Mar Javan Kro Na Ji.. Sardar: "Burrrburrrburrr"
View ArticleEk Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya,
Sardar sms Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya, Mechanic Ne Pocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun? Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!
View ArticleDr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Doctor sms Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: chasme sath 75kgs. Dr: aur chasme bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...
View ArticleMan: sardarji aapke paas mobile hai to phir aapne LETTER kyu bheja?
Sardar sms Man: sardarji aapke paas mobile hai to phir aapne LETTER kyu bheja? Sardar- oye mene tujhe phone kiya tha per andar se kaha PLZ TRY LETTER, so bhej diya... ;->
View ArticleEk Sardar dosre Sardar se…
Sardar sms Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se... Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . . :p ;->
View ArticleAik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai
Doctor sms Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen... Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per... ;->
View ArticleSanta sTOp Rikshaw & askd:
Santa Banta sms Santa sTOp Rikshaw & askd: DAata k DaRbaar jao ge. Rikshaw DryWor: g Janab Santa: Acha ye shOWper le jao, WApisi per Meray Liay chawal Letay aana . . . . . ;->
View ArticleBajre ki roti, aam ka achar,
Good Morning sms Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, Good Morning
View ArticleSanta bar-tender se jaldi ek peg do
Santa Banta sms Santa bar-tender se jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab...
View ArticleOnce a Santa joins a car driving school..
Santa Banta sms Once a Santa joins a car driving school.. Banta: abe tera driving school kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya tujhe? Santa: haan yaar..ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
View ArticleNavratri Special Koi Fail Hota Hai,
Hindi sms Navratri Special Koi Fail Hota Hai, Koi Pass Hota Hai, Magar Girl Freind Usiko Milti Hai Jiske Pass Xtra Pass Hota Hai...
View ArticleSanta Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Santa Banta sms Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Louv Letter Hai Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
View ArticlePandit: InsAan jAb mArr
Sardar sms Pandit: InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi tO uSkE mUh mEi kAa daAanA chAhiye?? sArDAR : BirlA CEmEnt PAnd|t: Kyun ? sArDAR : kYunKi isS CEMENT mEi jaAn hai
View ArticleSardar: Yar kal main bathrom gea to wahan ek shair tha
Sardar sms Sardar: Yar kal main bathrom gea to wahan ek shair tha Friend: hain..phir tum ne kya kia? Sardar: Kuch nhi main ne shair se kaha ap kr lo, mera to nikl hi gya hai
View ArticleSanta: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..!
Santa Banta sms Santa: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..! Banta: Aaj party kis khushi mei?? Santa: Meri scooter kho gayi..! Banta: To,,..!! Santa: Shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha..warna...
View ArticleTeacher: Kya Ap Bata Sakte Hai Srdaro Pe Kitne Joke Hai
Sardar sms Teacher: Kya Ap Bata Sakte Hai Srdaro Pe Kitne Joke Hai Srdr: Bahut Der Sochne K Bad Muskil Se 2 Ya 3 Baki Sab Sachi Kahania Hai
View ArticleProfessor: Chemical Symbol Of Barium?
Sardar sms Professor: Chemical Symbol Of Barium? SArdar g: Ba Professor : & Sodium Sardar g: Na Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ??? Sardar g: BaNaNa . . ....
View Articlesanta- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Santa Banta sms santa- "i m going" ka kya matlab hota hai? banta (khub soch ke)- "me ja raha hu." Santa(gusse me)- "oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata."
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